Alternative Christmas Gift Guide for the edgy man in your life!

Whether your giftee is goth, punk, occult-curious, tattoo-obsessed, or just tired of “cute & cosy,” here are daring, offbeat ideas to make them feel seen — and make you look like a genius!


Let’s be honest — Christmas shopping can be a nightmare. Between the endless glitter, twee slogans, and “live, laugh, love” gift sets, it can feel impossible to find something that actually fits the people who don’t do basic. The ones who wear black all year round, have more tattoos than tinsel, and would rather hex than bake gingerbread. If your loved ones are a little dark, a little weird, or gloriously rebellious, the usual high-street gift guides just don’t cut it. That’s why we’ve put together this edgy alternative Christmas gift guide — packed with moody, offbeat ideas that’ll actually make your misfit friends light up (in their own perfectly chaotic way).

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Stocking Filler Gifts under £10


Image shows a pouch of black bath dust in black cherry scent

Black Cherry Bath Dust

Gorgeous smelling bath dust! Perhaps he will share?!

Image shows a mini tool belt that straps to the write and mini tools attach to it

Magnetic Tool Wristband

Cool and useful! For the handy Andy in your life!

Image shows socks with "You're my favourite weirdo" on soles

Socks, but edgy ones!

We all love socks at Christmas, but these are ones that would actually get worn!

Gifts over £10

Image shows a little coupon book of nights in ideas

For the romantic!

For the one that has everything, give the gift of love with this Little Coupon Book!

Black sweatshirt with the words "Gangsta Nappa" on

Gangsta Napper

The ultimate jumper to wear at Christmas, especially after the turkey dinner!

Image shows a little coupon book of nights in ideas

Badass Bricks!

Gift hours of fun building this unique roses and skull combo!

Wrap it up….

Nicely does it

Wrap it up in style. Choose black, white and gold gift wraps and add textures with velvet ribbons and bows.

Bag it up

Grab a bag with a sense of humour and skip the sticky tape altogether!

So there you have it — Christmas, but make it rebellious. Whether you’re shopping for your favourite goth, your punk partner-in-crime, or just yourself (because honestly, who deserves it more?), these offbeat picks prove festive doesn’t have to mean fluffy. Skip the mall mayhem, light a black candle, and shop straight from your lair — all the links below are ready to make your gifting game deliciously different. Go on… give Santa something to blush about.

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