Who we are

Welcome to Rebel Vows. I'm Paula, the designer behind the madness. Rebel Vows is your go-to destination for alternative greeting cards, sassy mugs, and bold unisex jumpers—each one designed with a wink, a smirk, and zero interest in being boring.

Whether it's a birthday card with bite, a sweatshirt that speaks fluent sarcasm, or a mug that could never survive a church fair, everything here is made for the people who like their humour a little darker and their style a lot louder or a lot more kitsch.

🖤 Cards for the unfiltered
🖤 Mugs for the opinionated
🖤 Jumpers for the comfortably chaotic

Perfect for goth brides, sarcastic besties, bookworms, introverts, rebels, and anyone who’s ever been told to tone it down (and refused).


As well as out own products, we also curate products in our blog -everything we love, crafted or discovered with attitude.

Thanks for stopping by—stay weird, stay loud, and never settle for bland.